【1、梦想Dream】
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. \"Why have you chosen thiscareer?\" he asked.
\"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,\" the student replied.\"Your father made a million dollars in farming?\" echoed the impressed dean.\"No,\" replied the applicant. \"But he always dreamed of it.
农校的招⽣办主任在⾯试⼀个上线的学⽣，“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚⼀百万元，就像我⽗亲⼀样。”这个学⽣回答说。 “你⽗亲经营农场赚了⼀百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。
“没有，”这位申请⼈回答道，“他总是梦想着赚到这个数⽬。”
【2、Wedding or Not结不结婚】
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but \"never boiled over-just simmered.\" On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, \"Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!弗兰克叔叔七⼗⼋岁了，富有⽽健康。他是个终⽣单⾝汉。他曾追求过很多⼥孩，但“从不过热----见好就收”。⼀天他突发奇想，决定四处⾛⾛，去看看他那些接近⼀打的旧时⼥友。
他回来即叹道：“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些⼥⼈中的任何⼀个。如今她们都成寡妇了!”
【3、Expensive Price 昂贵的代价】
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.⽛科医⽣：对不起，夫⼈，为给您的⼉⼦拔⽛，我得收⼆⼗五美元。母亲：⼆⼗五美元!可是我知道您拔⼀颗⽛只要五美元呀?
⽛科医⽣：是的。但是您⼉⼦这么⼤声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病⼈了
【4、I Wasn't Asleep 我没有睡着】
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed tobe asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: \"Wake up, sir!\"
\"I wasn't asleep,\" the man answered.\"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.\"
\"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.\"
当⼀群妇⼥上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到⼀名男⼦好象是睡着了，他担⼼这个⼈会坐过站，就⽤肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先⽣，醒醒!”
“我没有睡着。”那个男⼈回答。“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有⼥⼠站在我⾝边⽽已。”
【5、Put your feet in把脚放进去】
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacherespied her. \"Mary !\" called the teacher sharply. \"Yes,Madam?\" questioned the pupil , \"Take that gum out of your mouth andput your feet in!\"
⼀个⼥学⽣坐在座位上，嘴⾥起劲地嚼着⼝⾹糖，脚却伸到课桌间的⾛道⾥，被⽼师发现了。“玛丽!”⽼师严厉地叫她。“什么事，⽼师?”这⼥学⽣问。“把⼝⾹糖从嘴⾥拿出来，把脚放进去。”
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